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I wish we could harness the power of stupidity for good, as it seems to always prevail. Throughout history, stupidity has prevailed. I mean generally someone has to fix the problem of stupidity, but no matter how many times stupidities problems are fixed, it always rears it ugly little ways.

And really stupidity is great in the present. It usually makes you laugh. Such as this video. The conversation starts out as concerning and intellectual, but then here comes stupidity. Great laughs, but who will clean up the mess. Just like real life.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want stupidity to go away, I just never realized how prevalent it was in my life.

A coworker came to me today and said that her significant other had seen me walking to my car today. I guess I had walked right by him and not said anything or acknowledged him.As a fellow smart ass I’m sure that this ignored person will enjoy my “Dear Ignored… ” letter as an apology. I truly do hope you enjoy and laugh.

Dear Ignored in Lethbridge,

My deepest apologies go out to you today. My apparent tunnel vision seems to have made you feel insignificant and tiny in this large world where the only things you can count on is a good natured hello-how-you-doin’ from your friends and acquaintances, and of course your daily bowel movement.My goodness, how inconsiderate of me to be thinking about my wife and children, mortgage, credit card payment, as well as the many tasks I needed to accomplish in my 16 hour work day. I truly apologize to you.

And had you not had your fibre during your morning meal, I’m sure you thought the world was ending and there was nothing left to live for.

I honestly did not see or hear you today on my lunch break which I hold of value as my sanity time. I do admit I was a little airy today, but as I walked to my car, I swear I could have heard a stray cat meowing my name. Of course that was just my mind kicking into relax mode and letting me day dream.

I understand how truly important my acknowledgement to you is, and I promise I will do my very best to put my worries aside when I walk alone, so as I can be alert to make sure I do not miss a chance to chat with you and catch up.

Please allow me to make up for this misfortune by purchasing you a pint one of these fine days.

Yours Truly,Walking Blindly

As a person who works with technology and explores new technology, I find this video to be hilarious. WARNING, although this is animated it is graphic, so if you don’t like blood and poo, don’t watch. However, it is like a car accident…you just have to see it.

Okay, I’m not really that picky of a guy, and I know I do a lot of things wrong that pisses my wife off. But she still wakes up everyday and says, “I love you honey.”The other day however, I received an email that was signed “love ya” from my wife. WHAT THE HELL?

Love ya is what you say to your best buddy when you have had too many drinks, and you want to tell your buddy he really is a good shit, and you are glad you are friends. It is not used by spouses.Had I used that phrase I’m sure that I would have received a comment from my wife. That being said, now when she is ticking me off, I just look at her and say “love ya”. She smiles and calls me an ass.

reamsbottom factor(reemz.bah.tum fack.tor): the factor that is the significant difference between “love you” and “love ya”.

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